I’m Gonna Write to EA and Ask for Candide

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/56368

A Few of my Favorites

The last one is for Melanie. Heehee.

Give This Man a Fucking Medal

I don’t care how you feel about Fallout 3. RESPECT

http://www.primagames.com/blog/2008/10/06/fallout-then-fall-over-guide-creation-blog-02/

History of the Penguin Mafia

This is a panoramic image depicting the history of the Penguin Mafia from KoL. It’s a big image, so it may time time to load. http://people.rit.edu/mrv3099/PenguinsFinal3.jpg

Spelling Bee/Take Away Concert From 2008

If you see kay
Tell him he may
See you in tea
Tell him from me

-From James Joyce’s Ulysses

The first and third lines should be read in terms of letters. Hint: If=F and See=C

This is a video of the band Yeasayer doing a takeaway concert in the subways of Paris, France.

Everything is Better Than Nothing

Patrick started driving really fast, and just before we got to the tunnel, Sam stood up, and the wind turned her dress into ocean waves. When we hit the tunnel all the sound got scooped up into a vacuum, and it was replaced by a beautiful song called Landslide. When we got out of the tunnel Sam screamed this really fun scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing. And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

-The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

Holy Christ. FILTERED THROUGH DIAMONDS!!!

Well Played Google. Well Played.

On Nuclear War, and Why it’s Funny

http://prepareforthefuture.com/?fbid=GqiPz8savE5#/10/

Happy Election Day. Now Go Get a Hard On

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/vote.png

Bahahaha. Goddamn I love Jeven.

IIIsmootIII: I whole-heartedly support our new african american overlord
xoutkastx3: hahaha
xoutkastx3: glorious
IIIsmootIII: truly.
xoutkastx3: who’d you vote for?
IIIsmootIII: didn’t vote
IIIsmootIII: cause of the belief of george carlin.
IIIsmootIII: but
IIIsmootIII: if P. Diddy had a gun to my head, I’d pick obama
xoutkastx3: so, there’s a lot of talk about him getting assassinated, and although I’m not saying I hope it happens, if it does, I hope the assassin’s black. I love irony
IIIsmootIII: lmao